Tuesday, October 5, 2010

One Lump or Two?

Would you care to stay for tea,
And have a quick chat with me?
Let me poor you some herbal brew,
And do you prefer one lump or two?

It's hot, now, so make sure you blow,
Just say "when" so I don't overflow,
Don't mind the sugar's odd little taste,
It's bothersome, but I just hate waste,

It does smell of almonds bitter,
But have you heard of Jack the Ripper?
He kills whores with knives, you see,
But I prefer to use poisoned tea.

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